Thank Goodness For Doctor Who In These Difficult Times

I think I am in pain.

I feel like I am in pain.

Life can be so difficult sometimes. Barely holding on.

On the bright side, I am trying to cheer myself up by fantasizing walking around and pointing a toilet plunger at random people I despise and go, "EX-TER-MI-NATE. EX-TER-MI-NATE!"

Then BERZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

Gone.

The thought is almost orgasmic.