Monday, June 29, 2009

Oh Lookie!

Ahhh Baaaleee...

No wait, that's James Brolin also Barbara Streisand's husband and Josh Brolin's sire.

Hmmm, how come Christian Bale resembles him than his own son?

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Put A Button On The Snooze

Does anyone else also think that Dan and Serena from Gossip Girl is so reminiscent of the all-too-familiar Ross and Rachel?

The golden girl and the dork boy relationship is such an old, but seemingly effective, couple pair-up.

But somehow, it just does not seem to be worth the effort anymore after they get together for the first time. Honestly speaking, Ross and Rachel became just a tad too tedious, not to mention annoying, to watch after they had a kid together.

Now if us Gossip Girl fansies are lucky, Dan and Serena hopefully WON'T have an illegitimate child together (oh wait, their parents already did that), and continue to drag on for a couple more seasons, before suddenly deciding that they do want to sleep with each other after all.

It's just, IMHO, a freaking waste of time.

I vote to have Dan sleep with Vanessa first, then end up with Blair. Then Serena and Chuck will fall in love, making that two of her mother's lovers' sons, because that is the kind of thing which would happen to a girl like Serena. And in so, all the women and the men who have slept together before, would have slept with each other at least once.

Now that is what I call good television.

Friday, June 26, 2009


This blog entry is dedicated to one of my best friends in the whole wide world... world... world~~~

Because I was suddenly hit with the realisation, while waiting for the bus yesterday, that she is really one of the few people who have CONSTANTLY been there for me in the past couple of years.

Without fail.

And this person is... BUNNY 小兔妹! *applause applause*

Okay lar, I am talking about PS lar. Hahaha. It's kind of difficult to remain serious when talking about her, because she is really very funny. Like yesterday one moment she think she is a fruit which is very fresh, the next she is an internet browser which can refresh. Hmmm...

And I think that is why she is my best friend. She is always making me laugh.

So what happened to really inspire this entry?

I was chatting with her on MSN yesterday, talking about my upcoming contract job and my worries that I might not be able to find a good job after the contract ends. In her own special understated way, she simply just encouraged me, gave me suggestions, and told me not to worry because things will turn out fine.

I never really thought much of it at the time, but when I finally had time to think about the things she said, I realised I always feel better after talking to her about my problems and how much faith she has in me. And it has nothing to do with my abilities or that she is just a positive person.

It is simply because she is a damn awesome friend who believes in her friends.

She never ever judged. Even when I am at my worst or making all the wrong decisions. She is simply just there. I can't even count the so many many many times she came through for me, and the so many many many times she brighten up my day just by being herself.

A friend who puts her own sadness aside just to listen to your problems first. That's the kind of friend she is. And I am grateful that there is someone great like her in my tiny little world.

And if I never make another friend in my life again, it won't be a problem at all. Because 小兔妹 will always be there.

PS: 小兔妹, mai gan dong until hao hor. Hahaha!

Thursday, June 25, 2009


Today I heard a conversation between two persons standing behind me on the escalator.

Person A: "明天不想去..." -sentence trails off in mumbled words-
Person B: "Huh?"
Person A: -louder voice- "明天不想去补习!"
Person B: "Orh... 不要去要讲hor!"

Conclusion 1: It's been a damn long time since I heard the phrase "补习".

Conclusion 2: I wish I am still at the age where I can still use the phrase "补习".

Conclusion 3: The phrase "补习" is so much cooler than the word "tuition", especially when people start spluttering trying to decide between pronouncing it "tuuu-sion" or "tuuu-weee-sion".

Sigh... I WANT TO 补习!!!

Hmmm, after you repeat the phrase a few more times than necessary, it really starts to sound like a bad word.


Dancing Bananas Are Trop Cool!

Two things baffled me today.

Thing A: I was at the This Fashion at Kranji, looking for some cheap leggings, when they started blaring this Malay song over the speakers. Some dude crooning "...selamaaaaaat..." is not exactly my choice of shopping music. Although perhaps the proximity to Malaysia and the daily flux of Malaysian commuters may have something to do with it.

Thing B: Singaporean youngsters are becoming more and more androgynous. Have I been gone too long or just stayed at home too much since my return? There was a boy walking in front of me, carrying what appears to me to be a lady's handbag.

When I expressed my opinion to Mumsies, she commented sagely that it's actually getting very common. Hmmm... Okaaaay.

Anyway, I went shopping in JB again! Yaayness! Nothing like a good shopping trip to invigorate the senses.

Bought a pair of shoes and some office wear for my new contract job next week. I am officially good to go!

But the best purchase, IMHO, has got to be this:

This entire set costs RM199. I think it's super value because a bottle of the pro serum gel alone costs RM189. And it even came with a bunch of little samples and a rather nice white pouch. I can never have enough of these pouchy-thinggys. They are so handy!

Okay, I am off to take a nap now. Maybe I shall hug my super value B-liv set while I do so.

Are You My Friend? Really?

If the people that I care about don't even bother that I do, then is it so wrong that I stop giving a shit about them?

If you really know what it is to be a friend, then maybe I don't have to try so hard to find reasons to convince myself that you are indeed a friend.

If you don't believe in me, then maybe I shouldn't trouble myself explaining so much because obviously you don't understand me right from the beginning.

Make sense much?

Maybe I should start listing down criterion for friends or maybe set a higher filter. Because it's amazing sometimes, how the actions of people that are not even related to me in anyway except by way of the label "friend", and I use the word sparingly, can really affect me.

But then, if I really start doing so, I will probably end up with little or no friends at all, which right now, does not seem like such a remote possibility.

I need a puppy.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Botak Hugo

Prince Hugo does a Britney Spears and becomes Bodak Hugo!

Hahaha! He looks like some farm dog that looks after sheeps. His expression is positively depressed.


Poor pup. Don't worry, you will be handsome again very soon.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Model 22

I was researching for some information about pistols and came across this:


So pretty! A light and compact semi-automatic suitable for the ladies. Kudos to Taurus for producing such a pretty pistol.

Now if only Singapore allow concealed carrying weapons.

The Naughty Little Canine

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Smokey Eyes Or Black Eyed?

Was playing around with Photoshop and I decided to give myself some smokey eyes make-up.

This is the before...

...and now the after...

How? Chio not? Wahahaha!

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Quick Bit

Back in SIN.

No more black nails.

Life is officially depressing.

By the by, Gossip Girl is too awesome. Can't wait for the third season.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Updato! Updato!

I was searching for a snack and found ...

A packet of Japanese crackers that I bought from Daiso weeks ago and forgot about. Happieeee!

So I tore it open and picked the first piece of chip I saw, which incidentally had the prettiest colour of the lot.

See? Light green! So pretty!!!

But I forgot one very important thing in Japanese culture...

LIGHT GREEN = WASABI = EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ACCCK!!! KNN 的辣!!! 辣到我妈妈的女儿都不认得!!!

Luckily there is only a grand total of three pieces in the pack, which I immediately disposed off into a terrible, unfortunate demise of crushed chips. HAHA! TAKE THAT, STUPID, EVIL, LIGHT GREEN WASABI CHIPS!


In other updates, here's a picture of the canine:

Uber unhappy that I am holding him like that because he cannot bite my hand.

Is it just me or is there evil in his eyes? But he's still uber awesomeness because he is just so uber cute. UBER HUGO!!! <3 <3

PS: No offence to Japanese or wasabi-lovers, even though technically I think you are putting crap in your mouth. But that's just a technicality.

PSS: Love my new black nails! After years of wanting some black finger nails, I finally got them! Proud of myself for not chewing them off. Yet.

PSSS: If anyone is wondering why I chose that colour for the word "evil", I am not exactly sure what colour evil is, but that colour kinda looks like shit colour, and hence so.

Tuesday, June 09, 2009


Some people are just plain STUPID!!! Stupid never mind still want to act clever. Act clever okay still want to KBKB. KBKB finish already then pretend don't know anything.


这种人!!! 用马桶冲掉都觉得对不起马桶!!! 去吃屎吧, 杂碎!!!

Monday, June 08, 2009


Recently, I constantly find myself wondering about what it means to be a "normal person".

And how much compromise must be given before a so-called "normal person" finally snaps and simply refuse to do anything about everything.

Those "normal people", the ones who follow the usual way of life thinking that they hit the satisfactory just because they fulfill the fundamentals of what is supposedly the criterion of being a human being, thus providing the ultimate contribution to society in ensuring that the "normal" way of life is continued, and in being so is a "good person".

Those people...

Are they truly happy? Or are they simply just too afraid to snap. To risk becoming a "bad person".

And to those people,

Why judge the rest of us "abnormal" ones?

Are you simply just too afraid to be like us?

Friday, June 05, 2009


It's alright if no one else gets it.
Because neither do I.
All I need is time...
To figure things out,
To understand.

Are you still with me?
Will you still be there at the end of the waiting?


Is it just me or does Eric from Shinhwa and Ron Ng from, erm, TVB look entirely alike?

Long lost brothers? I hope not!

I should probably find better photos to better prove my point, but please look at the time I posted. Only idiots would put so much effort into a silly post like that at this hour.

But still, they look so alike to me! It only serves to prove that only people with a certain 面相 can become celebrities. >_>

PS: If I do say so, Ron Ng has better eyebrows and a better tan. One up! But then again, Eric-shi has better sideburns and his head seems more proportionate to the rest of him. South Korea vs Hong Kong!

PSS: I can't believe I am comparing eyebrow shape and relative head size at this hour. Tsk. I AM AN IDIOT! Arrgh!