Love, where are you?

Thought Of The Day #14

Too fast yet too slow. Can't imagine life beyond the immediate second but can't tolerate continuing down the same road anymore.

Life is full of options and decisions.

I hope I have the resolve to choose the right one when the time comes.

K Things

In case anybody is wondering why I have not said anything about SHINee's concert in Singapore tonight, since I am such a self-proclaimed fan, is because I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!

Why?

Because I can't go! That's why! Sigh...

I got a wedding to attend. My cousin's. Much as I love SHINee, their weird hairdos, skinny asses, and would luuuuuuurrrrve more than anything to peruse their lithe, limber dance moves in person, family is family.

So there.

At least I get to see Big Bang again later this month, and will be printing their passes.

What? Oh well. I may just decide to lick their passes.

Maybe. ;D

Urgh

Having a blardy headache.

Again.

Sometimes I wonder if there is something wrong with my brain.

Question

Would you stick with a relationship where you hardly get to meet your boyfriend, like maybe only three times a year.

Or would you rather just find a new boyfriend with the off chance that you will see him all the time?

Thought Of The Day #13

There is always some sort of silver lining, yes, but why isn't there a gold lining? Why must we settle for the option and not the preference?

Listen Up Because I Am Going To Say This Once

Have you ever scratched out your brain wondering over and over and over again.

"Why the fuck am I still single?"

Then you go on to think why people seemingly less attractive or less intelligent and have absolutely no redeeming points whatsoever are happily attached. Then you start getting the urge to strangle or slap these people when you see them happily canoodling their partners.

Here's the reason my friend. You are single because...

YOU ARE SO FREAKING BITTER!

And after a while, potential romantic interests begins to see this bitterness, and the actions as an effect of this bitterness. Some actions of which may be mistaken as the behaviour of a crazy person.

Now that I have open your eyes. Go fix your problem. Stop whining to me. I am single too, with lots of raging hormones. I do not have the capacity to mother your problems. Especially not on a fucking Monday.

Kthanxbai.

There Can Be None Bluer Than A Monday Blue

I am a bereft working adult.

Need. Holiday. DESPERATELY.

This shall be my new war cry. Right after EX-TER-MI-NATE. EX-TER-MI-NATE!

Thank Goodness For Doctor Who In These Difficult Times

I think I am in pain.

I feel like I am in pain.

Life can be so difficult sometimes. Barely holding on.

On the bright side, I am trying to cheer myself up by fantasizing walking around and pointing a toilet plunger at random people I despise and go, "EX-TER-MI-NATE. EX-TER-MI-NATE!"

Then BERZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

Gone.

The thought is almost orgasmic.