A Conversation

Beanie asked, "You seem happier nowadays."

I replied, "Well, I am."

B: "Why? Aren't you sad anymore?"

I: "Hmmm, I don't know. I think I am just in a better place now."

B: "How come?"

I: "Eeeeermmmmm... I read a lot of self-help nowadays."

B: "Huh? Helps meh?"

I: "Yeah, when you just feel like the layer of crap underneath the two hundred layers of shit and three hundred layers of garbage. Sure, self-help helps. That's what the word "help" is there for."

B: "Hmmm..."

I: "Haiyah, just take me at face value lar. Happy means happy. I am not so confused anymore. Clarity leads to a lighter mind."

B: "I see..."

I: "Yes. When you know exactly what to do when you are constipated, it makes a hell lot of difference."

B: "..."

Hahahahaahah! =P