Okay, so me and Mysterious Male Friend were talking about this story of the girl with a small vagina who was unable to have sex until she found her true love, which according to Mysterious Male Friend is a somewhat "well-known" legend.

I say:
ey, have it ever occur to you that hor

I say:
maybe the reason that her current boyfriend can have sex with her is not cos she met true love

I say:
but someone who finally has a small enough penis?

Mysterious Male Friend says:
o_O

I say:
i am looking at it objectively leh

Mysterious Male Friend says:
i am too

I say:
hmmm

I say:
so it's not really a matter of true love

I say:
it's really a matter of what size fits what

Mysterious Male Friend says:
hahahahaha… no comments

I say:
so maybe next time can come up with something like

I say:
a matchmaking service

I say:
that matches relative size

Mysterious Male Friend says:
for?

Mysterious Male Friend says:
nah i will just *bleep* them first

I say:
to help solve problems such as small cheese pie

I say:
err, what if cannot go in?

Mysterious Male Friend says:
then use car jack liao lor

Mysterious Male Friend says:
hehheh

I say:
eh, you think what?

I say:
machine arh

I say:
some sensitivity pls

I say:
what use car jack

I say:
would you like it if i use a spanner on your penis if it's not working well?

I say:
haha, wah, i can see the idea of it has rendered you speechless

I say:
okay, this conversation is so funny

I say:
i shall blog it

Mysterious Male Friend says:
…

I say:
but rest assured

I say:
names will be changed to protect individual identities

Haha!

Disclaimer 1: Some parts of the conversation has been eliminated and/or altered for clarity of reading, sensitivity reasons, and because SOME OF THE WORDS USED ARE SIMPLY TOO CRUDE EVEN FOR ME!

Disclaimer 2: Names have been changed to protect individual identities from any public outcry or personal backlash.