Snippet #2

Was back late from lunch.

Saw my ex-classmate, Dionne at Bugis.

Cousin could not finish her waffle. LOUSY!

-yawn-

Buay tahan. Ai koon liao lar! Z_Z

Me (in a lao hong tone): "If you want to watch moobee, you massage me arh!"

Cousin: -guffaw guffaw-

Cousin is easily amused.