It Shouldn't Be So Difficult

Dear Hair Colour Companies,

Can you like please come up with a hair colour that contains a distinct tinge of blond and brown with a slight ash tone to it, AND CALL IT THE "TAEMIN'S LUCIFER" SHADE?!?! FOR PETE'S SAKE! PLEASE!!! BEFORE ANYONE WHO WANTS TO GET IT GOES UTTERLY CRAZY!

Stop giving us boring rubblish colours like copper red, warm brown, cool beige and yada yada. Passe liao lar!

Your kind assistance will be GREATLY appreciated.

Thank you.