Where's The Humble Pie?

Seriously, why are there people out there who are so full of themselves?

Maybe their shit don't stink and their fart smells like Chanel, but if I shoot them with a gun, they still die, no?

So why in the world are they so arrogant? It's a sad day for Humility who just choked on a dust bunny and coughed it's lungs out.