WHY?

SIGH!!!

Why is it that everytime I feel like taking a dump during office hours, there will be at least one colleague in the toilet at the same time?

I DO NOT relish having someone I know listening to me take a crap, and then silently judging me for it the next time they see me.

And the annoying thing is, if all I want is just to pee or check out my reflection, the toilet will always be either empty or contains people that I don't know, and therefore do not give a crap about whether they hear me shit or not.

Only when I want to...

Arrgh. Okay, I am done ranting.