Where's My Yellow Umbrella?

I am always telling people that I am having a lot of fun enjoying my single life now. Which I really do.

But allow me to take a few minutes of leave from that to indulge in some self-pity.

I AM NEVER GOING TO GET MARRIED!!! BECAUSE I CAN NEVER FIND A GOOD GUY!!!

BOOHOOHOO!!!

Okay cut! Thanks. I needed that.

Just heard a scary story about this guy that my friend is seeing. And I promised no leaking of details, so I cannot really say what happened. But suffice to say, it's not pleasant.

With guys like that running around, which good woman dares to date?

Hence the moment of self-pity.

And yes, that is as exciting as my love life can get.

Not sure to cheer or weep over that.