Twits & Twats

Wow, I have absolutely nothing to write. My mind is a total blank. Which is very strange because there are usually a few Twits and Twats in my head, constantly twittering and twattering, sometimes all together at the same time.

This is a very weird feeling. Very weird indeed. TWITS! TWATS! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO??!!?? I NEED SOME THOUGHTS HERE! HELLO!

Twits: "Twit twit, what is she complaining about again? All she does is complain, complain and complain!!!"

Twats: "Twat twat, demanding, always demanding! Nothing is ever good enough for her!!!"

Well, fine! If I am really so unpleasant, then I shall go and sleep. And see where that leaves you.

Twits: "Twit twit, NO!!! She is going to dream all those weird dreams again!!! WE HATE HER DREAMS!!!"

Twats: "Twat twat, help, help!!! She is always dreaming about nonsense! Yesterday, that strange orangey-hair boy with the angry face and big-ass sword NICKED US while he was slaying the ghosts! It's just a dream, BUT IT STILL HURT!!!"

Alright, so you know what I want. Behave, AND GIVE IT TO ME!!!

*Mad rush of Twits and Twats to produce thoughts*

TWITTER TWATTER TWITTER TWATTER TWITTER TWATTER TWITTER TWATTER TWITTER TWATTER TWITTER TWATTER TWITTER TWATTER TWITTER TWATTER TWITTER TWATTER TWITTER TWATTER TWITTER TWATTER TWITTER TWATTER TWITTER TWATTER TWITTER TWATTER

And the thoughts start to flow.