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Alright! Next freaking asshole to come by my blog and leave stupid comments that have no bearing whatsoever on what I have blogged about and do not even have the least bit decency to at least address me, I am gonna shove your foot so far down your throat that you can see it come out your ass.

Well, maybe I am not capable of doing it, but just try me, it may just be something worse than that.

Dammit. I am feeling so bloody hell miserable that I am even more cranky than a whore who's getting pee burns from herpes feels when she's suffering from PMS. Go figure.

Whoever thought that it's impossible to be injured while peeing ARE WRONG! SO WRONG! DEAD WRONG! I sprained my back while peeing today, and it hurts like a son of a bitch. I know I cannot carry that off, but since I am feeling so miserable, I am trying all means of relieving the pain. A sprained back is no pinic. IT HURTS!!! While I am lying down, while I am standing up, while I am sitting down, while I am getting up. AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHH. And I have a seated toilet system in my house, so it's EVERYTIME I PEE!

Never, ever scratch your toes while you pee. When you stand up too fast, and your back is not really ready for it, you end up like me. Sprained back at 22. I am having old people ailments. Yaay, how nice for me. DAMMIT!!!